The tip seems flawed? Are the characters aware of it? Quick! They immediately start preparing the case!
So a little later we find Scott, Luis and two of Luis's friends acting as drivers and hackers to launch the operation on the targeted old man's house. There's nothing extraordinary there. We just see a tank keychain that the hero picks up because, hey, I'm also into keychain theft. It's funny, I have a feeling it'll come in handy later. But suddenly, the case turns out to be more complex than expected because the vault is protected... by a fingerprint reader. Nothing that stops Scott, who knows perfectly how to fool this kind of system with a MacGyver-esque DIY involving a glass, wax, a mold, a portrait of Kim Jong-Un and half a dinosaur. The armored door opens... and reveals a fax lists second armored door! But what? This time, it's an old model, and thanks to his experience as a night prowler, Scott quickly discreetly blows the thing up by pouring nitrogen into the mechanism. The second door opens and... but? Where's the money? There's nothing but some kind of rotten old jumpsuit in there! Strippers don't get paid with that! I'd even say that giving clothes to strippers is a bit contradictory: pay it back, for God's sake!
Too bad! Disappointed, our heroes return home. Without noticing that ants topped with small cameras had filmed the whole thing... on behalf of Doctor Pym, who hadn't missed a thing.
Thanks to his camera ants, Dr. Pym has the largest collection of sex tapes in the entire city. That's real power.
The day after this dark story, Scott, a little disappointed, said to himself that, well, he'll try this wetsuit on! Just like that, to see! And phew, it's exactly his size. So the guy goes into the bathroom, puts the thing on... and suddenly hears Luis come in, which puts him in a terrible state of panic. Why? Because he looks stupid in his wetsuit, let's say, come on, let's be nice and say it fits. So Scott hides in the bathtub and draws the curtain before noticing two funny buttons on his wetsuit.
Hey guys, do you ever watch your own movies?
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